CHEWATA Funny Email Fw/Fwd’s

Funny email forwards…

On this page we will post funny jokes or stories forwared by email to us..if you have any please feel free to forward it to ethiopistravel@yahoo.com

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> AYUBA bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &
> said,
> ‘My Mobile No. Has changed.
> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610’
>
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> AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
>
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> AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night..
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> AYUBA : Can I take it  tomorrow, tonight is final game.
>
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> AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u
> remarry?
> AYUBA : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.
>
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> AYUBA : People consider me as a ‘GOD’
> Wife: How do you know??
> AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
> Oh GOD! U have come again..
>
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> AYUBA complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are
> missing,
> except the TV in my house.’
> Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
> AYUBA : ‘I was watching TV news…’
>
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> AYUBA  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying
> ‘Parking Fine’
> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for
> compliment.’
>
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> How do you recognize AYUBA  in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the
> teacher erases
> the board.
>
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> Once  AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not
> on other.
> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the
> weather forecast
> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the
> other hand it would
> be hot.
>
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> AYUBA  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it
> up and
> Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’
>
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> AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
> Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> AYUBA  – If only the winner will get the cup, why others
> running?
>
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> Teacher: ‘I killed a person’ convert this sentence
> into future tense
> AYUBA : The future tense is ‘u will go to jail’
>
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> AYUBA told his servant: ‘Go and water the plants!’
> Servant: ‘It’s already raining.’
> AYUBA : ‘So what? Take an umbrella and go.’
>